1. Start with getting up balls early to go to PT.
2. Check email to find work crisis, which leads to cancelling PT.
3. Have bum uterus named Utie that clearly hates where you work and decides that you shouldn't be going there.
4. Convince Utie that until he can figure out a way to avoid us going into foreclosure based on his talents that we have to suck it up and go to work.
5. Deal with work crises and find out that your staff was just cut in half.
6. Try not to cry or mame boss when she looks at you like you're crazy when you say you're leaving because you're violently ill.
7. Come home.
8. On way home, see someone who is skateboarding past clearly enjoying their day.
9. Use bathroom and find out water has been shut off.
10. Try not to hurt building management when you find out water is not being turned on for several hours.
11. Work from bed, sick as dog.
12. Have computer crash and when you reboot, the entire screen comes up sideways.
13. Turn laptop on side to read instructions for how to get tech support.
14. Contact tech support in India.
15. After 15 minutes of f-tarded questions like "I don't see the problem when I log on", have tech support fix computer.
16. Lather, rinse, repeat.
1 comment:
Thank you for not publically naming me the reason for your computer crashing. Reason five billion six hundred seventy two gazillion why I love you.
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