This is why things are in pairs. There are things I shouldn't be allowed to shop for alone. 1) technology. This was discovered when I decided to buy a tv that I named Stevie bc it lit up and crowed like a rooster.
But more importantly, 2) there's a reason why there is a drunk & a disorderly. After months of overworking, my bar was so dry, I had lost all my favorite men and my beer fridge became a soda fridge. Desperate times, I decided to go to the liquor store unsupervised...and the one with the biggest shopping carts. Apparently, I did such a bang up job restocking my shelves...they even loaded my car for me.
Bar. Is. Open.
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